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Friday, February 18, 2011

PG-13

We live in an amazing age where they have a pill or replacement for about everything.

While there are a few more pharmaceuticals and prosthetics yet to be perfected to keep us going there is much help available.

According to the ads one of the new pharmaceuticals marvels is a product called Viagra. It seems this product makes the men walk proud and the women very happy at least in the advertisements on TV. It apparently restores vitality that is lost due to getting older.

While musing on this I was wondering if the aging process also could cause a loss of spiritual vitality.

I decided to place myself in the zeal laboratory as a guinea pig where certain spirituality tests could be run, I must admit I was a little nervous as to the outcome.

The tests were; how much I prayed, how concerned for lost souls, interest and support for missions, obedience to GOD’S word and several more.

I finally got the results back and I'm not about to share them but I will tell you this much and that is; I'm going to get me some Viagra.

Some spiritual Viagra that is. I have made an appointment with Dr. Jesus and I'm going to ask him to prescribe me some spiritual Viagra with several refills for I need it bad.

My problem is I waited too long between checkups and things I was only suspicious about actually needed some treatment.

Well I have been taking my pills (some are hard to swallow) for a short time and already and some of the passion is returning and new life is blossoming.

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