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Monday, July 4, 2011

LESTERS DEFINITIONS

(or Vanities of Vanities Exposed)

Life; that which is before “not being” and that which is “after being” with little in-between. Death; a process that begins with birth and continues until time runs out.

Work; anything that that interrupts slothfulness.

Religion; a process whereby humans are taught to act like trained seals and serve imaginary deities (save for one)

Atheism; a discipline where no nothings, know nothing and vainly proclaim their empty nothingness.

Politics; an arena where the slime of the earth flourishes and inflicts pain and misery on everyone else. It is further a slave market where people are sold for the benefit of the indolent.

Unions; groups of people (union bosses) who want to control the world by controlling the politicians, meanwhile their members are over paid for the work they do to the disadvantage of others.

CEOs; thieves in $2000 suits that rob the stockholders using laws passed by the politicians they control (see above).

Entertainers; those who try to pacify those who are peons unawares.

Husbands; those who must be restrained by whatever means necessary due to their tendency toward the lack of good sense,

Wife; a woman who thinks she has been unrequited and spends a lifetime trying to prove it.

Homosexuality; a stench in the nostrils of GOD and a prepaid, seat assigned flight ticket to the lake of fire with no peanuts.

Adultery; a rejection of GOD’S commandment with consequences beyond the ability of man’s mind to fathom.

Fornication; a permanent injury to the spirit, a wound to the soul, and a possible pleasure to the body.

Lip service; an act by those who freely give deception, credibility and then substitute it for substance.

Marriage; a divine union between a man and a woman, planned in heaven, started in the garden and seldom discovered by man. Though often imitated, not often enough duplicated.

Divorce; putting to an end something that should have never been.

Children; something that reveals the true inner you by bringing out that which is kept hidden from yourself.

Future; Eccl. 1;9 That which has been is that which will be, And that which has been done is that which will be done. So there is nothing new under the sun.



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