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ring, ring, “Honey get that phone before it drives me nuts.”
bothers you so much why don’t you get it?”
my dear hubby, you’re closer and it is probably for you, I never get a call.”
afternoon Mr. Martin, how are you today?”
Martin I represent…”
care who you represent.What is this; if
a man answers pretend to be a salesman? Who are you? Give me your address and
phone number. I think you have some explaining to do.”
I don’t think you understand.”
understand alright you are the guy who has been seeing my wife and I want you
“No, no, Mr.
Martin I don’t even know your wife I represent the Home and Business renovation
try to pull that stuff on me I wasn’t born yesterday. Yeah you know her
alright, well enough to get her pregnant and you can have her, and I’ll throw
in the kids also. I can’t stand the rotten little brats. I don’t even know if
their mine maybe they are yours.”
Martin you don’t understand.”
understand this, I have your phone number, and I’ll find out where you live.
Listen you little rat you come and get your family. I’ll have them all packed and ready for you.
If you don’t show up within the hour I’m coming after you with my shotgun. I’ll
teach you not to fool around with my wife behind my back.”
let me assure I haven’t been with your wife for I’m a happily married man.”
woman isn’t enough for you, you have to play around with mine. What is the name
of the company you work for? I’ll be there in the morning and take care of you…
why did you pick my wife if I may ask?”
didn’t and don’t want anything to do with your nice wife.”
isn’t good enough for you, is that what you’re saying?”
“No I’m not
saying that I’m sure she would be fine for me but…”
me you cad. Playing around with my wife
because she IS good enough for you.
didn’t say that…”
isn’t good enough! She has been good enough for me all these years but she
isn’t good enough for you. You can’t talk about my wife like that I am coming
to get you right now…” Click.
“Who was on
the phone honey?”
“It was just
“What did he
want? I’m not sure, he hung up.”
“Well if he
calls back let me talk to him.”
reason I don’t think he’ll call again. It’s time to put our babies to bed I
think I’ll join you tonight and read them their story.”