"How Was Your Day?" courtesy comstock |
The first day at work was spent in
getting acquainted with all the staff and setting up his office.
His name was on the door as
the assistant to one of the vice presidents.
He had yet to meet the Veep and figured he might as well get it over
with. Knocking on his door he went in
after hearing “Entrée.”
He sat across from the Veep
and met his stare with a piercing look he had learned from dealing with people
who felt they were superior to everyone else.
For a while neither of them blinked, it was then the Veep knew he had
met his match.
He then moved on past the
theatrics and began to lay out the New man’s (as he now called himself)
portfolio. He had a large file he wanted
New Man to get acquainted with and said he expected him to perform at the level
he was told he could. After a while
things began to ease up and the atmosphere became cordial.
New man thought this isn’t
going to be so bad after all. With the
day all but behind him he started asking questions about the widow.
The secretaries were more
than happy to tell him every thing they knew and add some speculations about
things they didn’t know.
That evening he thought he
would have dinner before he went home and went in a restaurant near the
office. As he entered he heard a
familiar voice.
One he didn’t know if he
wanted to listen to. It was too late for
she had him in her sights. It was his
ex-roommate and she was in the mood for conversation. At first it was all about her and her
conquests.
Then it shifted to our New
man. The first thing she wanted to know
was how far he had got along with her.
He acted as if he didn’t know what she was talking about but due to her
incessant razzing he told her how things had developed so far.
She said, “This isn’t the
stuff I want to hear about. Have you
visited her bed yet?”
He said, “That’s enough. If you don’t cut it out I will leave.”
She said, “Are you in the
dark as to what is happening?”
“What are you talking about?”
he asked.
“She has her cap set for you
and she intends to have you.”
“Maybe she can have me … is that what you want to hear?”
He was getting a little
perplexed at her implications
, so he left and went home to his new apartment.
The apartment he now had was bigger than his old one and his chair fit right in with the rather plain décor.
The apartment he now had was bigger than his old one and his chair fit right in with the rather plain décor.
Around seven, he received a
phone call wanting to know how his day went. He recognized the voice as belonging to the
widow.
Out of fun he said. “I was
just thinking about you, wondering how you were doing.”
She was surprised at first
for he had never been that forward with her.
Being experienced at the “tit
for tat” game so she said, “Just how would you like me to be?”
That was all it took for the
wind to go out of his sails and all he could think of was the word “Okay.”
She said well you will be
happy to know I’m okay. Then there was a
great silence between them until she laughed and said, “I’m just teasing, you
know that don’t you?”
Being somewhat unsure he said
“Yea sure.”
She said, “Now c’mon don’t go
clamming up on me I wanted to chat with you.”
He said, “Okay.” And again
silence.
She said, “Say something,
something sweet.”
That unnerved him and he
said, “I have to go,” and hung up. It
was going to be a restless night for him.
She was ecstatic for she had
him just where she wanted him. She would
reel him as he regained his composure and began to feel sure of himself again.
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