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Welcome to Niagara Falls the sign said as they came into town and they wanted to see the falls right off.
They could only get a glimpse of American Falls by the way they came in so they went directly to their hotel to check in.
The concierge smirked and asked,
“Are you newlyweds?”
New Man spoke up and said, “Yes,
as a matter of fact we are is anything wrong with that?”
The clerk quickly changed his
attitude and said, “We have a lot of older people come here that have got
remarried or renewed their vows.”
He went on and said, “We have a new elevator for old people who can’t manage the stairs which should be of interest to you.”
He went on and said, “We have a new elevator for old people who can’t manage the stairs which should be of interest to you.”
New Man had heard all he
wanted to hear from the clerk and asked, “Are you just a half-wit or a complete
fool. We won’t be staying here,” and
they left.
New Wife said, “I take it you
didn’t like his attitude?”
He said, “I think I would like
to stay on the Canadian side.”
They went through customs
which didn’t amount to much and found a hotel with a great view of the falls
and were close enough to hear the roar. They
settled in and discovered each other again as they snuggled and held each close
without talking.
A couple hours later they found
they had been asleep and were still holding on. She still holding on to him said, “How do you
like married life so far?”
He answered, “I must be
dreaming. I’m afraid I’ll wake up and be
back in that small apartment with my old dirty clothes on.”
She squeezed harder and said,
“You ain’t dreaming mister and before we leave here you will believe it.”
He confessed to himself, “She
is so playful you couldn’t help but feel young around her especially in times
of intimacy.”
For some reason the old
saying, “You can’t teach old dogs new tricks” was running through his mind. It was followed by, “You don’t know my wife.”
It seemed strange referring
to her as “my” wife.”
He loved his first wife
dearly but New wife was different. She
was very traditional in all things and it was reflected in their times of
intimacy. She was simplicity, straight
forward and satisfying. “What more could
you ask for?”
The new wife was without
being vulgar, she was inventive and imaginative and exciting and the old dog
was learning new tricks every day.
She asked, “What are you
thinking about.”
His answer was of course, “Nothing,”
which brought a smile to her face.
Thankfully the days didn’t go
by too quickly for the falls were exhilarating and the roar stirred one to
absorb some of their energy giving the sense you could do anything.
This feeling lasted throughout the evenings
until exhaustion set in.
When it was time to return
home the pair of them were worn out and happyfied.
New Man said, “Perhaps we can
return some day and do this again,” to which she replied, “We had better not
wait until we’re too old for it takes a lot of energy… to fully enjoy the
Falls.”
Even with all the fun at
Niagara it was good to be home again.
After
getting a good night’s rest they went to the apartment in town for soon it
would be time for New Man to begin his new job.
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